Stuff that Weighs More than Me: Giant Laser

Starting Fresh: A Brand New Day

People that Weigh More than Me: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

Want Encouragement? Be Encouraging.

Please sir, may I have some Maoi?

Procrastination: and L.O.S.T.

Stuff that Weighs More than Me: GIANT CARROT!

Motivation: Success is the new Carrot

Baby Steps: Glued Butt

Stuff that Weighs More than Me: Zaaaammmmboniiiii!